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1st Dipton Scout and Guide Group - Provide a wide range of activities for boys, girls and young adults from the age of 5 to 20 years. Provides information on meetings, uniforms and contacts .
Dipton - Offers a brief history of the village together with a collection of photographs .
Diptonia Setters and Spaniels - Small kennel breeders and showers of Gordon Setters and Field Spaniels. Includes dog descriptions and photographs, news, and contacts .
Dipton - Local historical information and photo gallery.
Jezreel New Testament Church - An independent evangelical church. Details of service times, mission, worship team and leadership.
Hobson Golf Club - 18-hole course established 20 years ago. Information on club, fixtures, results, facilities and green fees.
Lazer Driving Techniques - Driving instructor for cars, buses, light good vehicles and motorcycles. Details of courses, prices, car and driving advice.
Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist. -- Thomas Carlyle There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. -- George Santayana The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one. -- Ellen Hubbard As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. -- Abraham Lincoln "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Dipton Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Dipton Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. All you need is love. -- The Beatles, song title Dipton Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration. -- D. H. Lawrence Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw Dipton Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football. -- Fran Lebowitz "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Nietzsche Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together. -- Joan Thompson Dipton Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. -- Countess of Blessington "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. - Saint Augustine Dipton "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. -- Richard Bach If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein Journalism is merely history's first draft. -- Geoffrey C. Ward If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. -- Johnny Carson Dipton Anything too stupid to be said, is sung. -- Voltaire Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference. -- Libbie Fudim Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. -- Robert Frost Dipton Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. -- Stephen Leacock Cliches should be avoided like the plague. -- Anon. There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find." -- Robert Flaherty May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. -- Dean Inge Dipton Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense. -- Thomas Arnold Bennet Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass. -- Jane Bryant Quinn Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle. -- Marianne Williamson Dipton If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. -- Anonymous A poem is never finished, only abandoned. -- Paul Valery If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. -- Rodney Dangerfield I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. -- Albert Einstein Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. -- Josh Billings Dipton Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock. -- Ben Hecht Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. -- Virginia Woolf I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different. -- Tony Bennett, 1995 Dipton Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. -- Groucho Marx Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. -- Semisonic, Closing Time "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. -- Russell Green Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. -- George Bernard Shaw Dipton A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. -- Margo Kaufman Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life. -- Oscar Wilde Dipton My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. -- Abraham Lincoln "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. -- Alexandre Dumas fils Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. -- Gail Godwin The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein Dipton A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? -- Calvin Trillin "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Dipton I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero Someday is not a day of the week. -- Anon. "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself. -- Francis Crawford The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back on at Dipton As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. -- Abraham Lincoln Dipton You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -- Al Capone If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be. -- Richard Mitchell, from "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. -- George Bernard Shaw Ninety percent of everything is crap. -- Theodore Sturgeon Dipton Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -- Oscar Wilde I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means. - Clarence Darrow, Dipton I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever. -- Virginia Woolf Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz Dipton Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -- Abraham Lincoln Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Dipton
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