Haswell Folk Club - Includes details of future and regular events, directions and location map.
The Gables Hotel and Restaurant - Offers accommodation and restaurant facilities. Features information and photos of theme nights, menus and wine list. Located in the village of Haswell Plough.
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Haswell It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Haswell
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Haswell The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Haswell
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Haswell We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Haswell
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Haswell An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Haswell
"Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Haswell Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Haswell
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Haswell Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Haswell
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Haswell Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Haswell
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Haswell Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Haswell
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Haswell The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Haswell
"Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Haswell Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Haswell
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Haswell If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Haswell
