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County Durham and Darlington Acute Hospitals NHS Trust - Health trust running the merged North and South Durham organisations. Details of news, feedback and contact info for the eight hospitals.
North Durham Health Care NHS Trust - Profile, contact information, latest news and public consultation.
Alzheimer's Society - Durham and Chester-le-Street Branch - Provide details of the services and care available includes support for carers, location, about dementias, and contacts .
County Durham and Darlington Health Authority - Includes news and reviews, searchable index of local services, publications, vacancies and links to related sites.
Durham and Darlington Fire and Rescue Authority - Offers a range of information about the brigade including a listing and map of individual stations within the County, best value performance plan, accounts and audit, and contacts .
Health Information Zone - Provides a range of information on County services and facilities, hospitals, news, and jobs. Maintained by the National Health Service.
County Durham & Darlington Priority Services NHS Trust - A Mental Health and Learning Disability NHS Trust. Information including the details of services, employment and training.
South Durham Health Care NHS Trust - Runs the Darlington Memorial and Bishop Auckland Hospitals. Information on location, vacancies, patient information and official reports.
Care On-Line - Online counselling, advice and information for children in foster and in-home care.
Durham Dales Primary Care Trust - Co-ordinating body for provision of doctors, dentists, optometrists and pharmacies in the area. Details of health care orgnisations, patients forum, news and downloadable health advice.
Health Promotion Service - Provides advice to those working to promote good health, students studying health, schools and rural communities. Includes a searchable database and related links.
Darlington and Teesdale Community Health Council - Represents the interests of the local people on health matters. Provides information on staff and members, news and views, public meetings, annual report, and advisory leaflets.
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -- George Saunders - last words Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject, when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron scumbags dev "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Health "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill Health The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. -- Andy Warhol The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! -- Mark Russell We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction. - General Douglas MacArthur "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. -- Thornton Wilder Health "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition. -- Jacques Barzun "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Health If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -- Thomas Dewar Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and shorts for the last four years? -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele then the world 's mine oyster -- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand Health "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Health Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory. -- Albert Schweitzer Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -- Oscar Wilde Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. -- Lord Byron Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -- Lord Dewar Health May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. -- Thornton Wilder You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist. -- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Health I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. -- Bette Davis If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion. -- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. -- Rodney Dangerfield Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol Health Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together. -- Thomas Dekker Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. -- W. Somerset Maugham If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Health "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. -- Henry Ford Health "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a thing to be acheived. -- William Jennings Bryant "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Health Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels. -- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. -- Robert Briffault If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly. -- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Health Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. -- Anonymous The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous str You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres Health "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. -- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent. -- Michel de Montaigne "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Health If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates. -- Seen on a bumper sticker The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life. -- Henry Ford The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Paul Ehrlich Health Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. -- Anonymous "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture. -- Aldous Huxley I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Health Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football. -- Fran Lebowitz "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Health One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way. -- Vincent Van Gogh "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. -- Wilfred Sheed What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens. -- Benjamin Disraeli Health If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -- Katharine Hepburn Health We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain. -- Lord Byron Health Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx Health
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