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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Horden Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Horden
I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Horden blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Horden
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-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Horden "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Horden
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Horden The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Horden
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Horden The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Horden
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Horden Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Horden
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Horden I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Horden
Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Horden Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Horden
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Horden Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Horden
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Horden Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Horden
We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Horden Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Horden
