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Hurworth IT Consultants - Offer a range of computer support, internet, and web design services for small business. Located in Hurworth on Tees .
Hurworth Grange Community Centre - Offer a range of services for the community and special events including weddings and conferences. Provides information on activities, facilities, social club, events diary, contacts and location.
Hurworth-on-Tees - Village site highlighting activities, services, community aspects, memories, local history, photos, notices, doctors, dentists, churches and businesses.
Hurworth on Tees Community - Illustrates life around the village including history and photographs.
Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events. -- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. -- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders. -- Bob Inglis, 1995 Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch. -- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the House Hurworth-on-Tees Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run. - Rudyard Kipling Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother. -- Claudette Colbert "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." 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Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations. -- Sigmund Freud We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Hurworth-on-Tees I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae West For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth- knowing. - Henry Louis Mencken Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.' -- Bierce, A Hurworth-on-Tees The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons. -- Slavoj Zizek In the end, everything is a gag. -- Charlie Chaplin For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been!" -- John Greenleaf Whittier "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson Hurworth-on-Tees Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. -- Caroline Rhea Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title. -- Virginia Woolf Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. -- Caroline Rhea Hurworth-on-Tees Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable. -- Beaumont, Francis A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. -- James Reston Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals... -- G. K. Chesterton The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. -- Nicholas Murray Butler Hurworth-on-Tees "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Hurworth-on-Tees There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. -- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincoln It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. -- Eugene McCarthy Hurworth-on-Tees A small family is soon provided for. -- English Proverb "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves Hurworth-on-Tees "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. -- Aristotle Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. -- Karl Wallenda You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way. -- Will Rogers My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there. -- INDIRA Hurworth-on-Tees "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Hurworth-on-Tees "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are here. -- Samuel Hoffenstein "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Hurworth-on-Tees "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? -- Robert Francis Kennedy Hurworth-on-Tees The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Hurworth-on-Tees I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't. -- Lucille Ball "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it. -- G. K. Chesterton Hurworth-on-Tees Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely. -- Bette-Jane Raphael Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart. -- Henry Wadsworth Lo Hurworth-on-Tees blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west. -- Unknown history student Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos Hurworth-on-Tees When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E. W. Howe "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. -- Wehrner von Braun "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Hurworth-on-Tees I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene Books had instant replay long before televised sports. -- Bern Williams I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. -- Gandhi Hurworth-on-Tees
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