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Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Business and Economy We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Business and Economy
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Business and Economy No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Business and Economy
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Business and Economy
"A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Business and Economy A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Business and Economy
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Business and Economy A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Business and Economy
Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Business and Economy Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Business and Economy
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Business and Economy If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Business and Economy
Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Business and Economy To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Business and Economy
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Business and Economy Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Business and Economy
"One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Business and Economy This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy
"I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Business and Economy Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Business and Economy
