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Langley Park - Community resources. Includes information for locals and visitors, history, picture gallery, community organisations and local businesses.
Anderson & Young - Carry out collision damage estimates and repair work. Includes a virtual tour of the workshops and details of the technology used .
MS Electrical - Spare parts for TV, video, satellite, DVD, audio equipment, home appliances. Details of range, services, shop hours and online ordering.
Diggerland - Adventure park revolving around the fascination that children have with mechanical diggers. Includes opening times, location, special events and prices .
Langley Park - Includes some history, list of community services, shops, services and exterior links.
All Saints Church - Details of services, clergy, events and study groups. Includes links to related resources.
Lanspar Gundogs - Breeders of Hungarian Wire Haired Vizsla dogs. Details of current dogs, breeder profile and pictures.
Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. -- Marcus Aurelius I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and "cheap"? -- Phyllis Diller The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever. -- Virginia Woolf The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. -- Anonymous In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. -- Samuel Butler Langley Park "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G. B. Burgin It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions. -- Aldous Huxley Langley Park Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love. -- French saying Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Langley Park "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. -- Henry Ford Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it. -- Anonymous Langley Park Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -- Jenny Weber No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first. -- Cesare Pavese Langley Park We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. -- Tom Robbins Do or do not. There is no try. -- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Langley Park Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar Gracian "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it "Think off-center." (George Carlin) All you need is love. -- The Beatles, song title The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon. -- Joseph Heller, God Knows Langley Park Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass. -- Jane Bryant Quinn Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. - Sir Winston Churchill "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Langley Park "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. -- Anon Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. -- Mary Buckley When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton How could they tell? -- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Langley Park I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for? -- Robert Browning Langley Park If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to- resurrection" coverage. He later a "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Langley Park May you never leave your marriage alive. Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Langley Park "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. -- Soren Kierkegaard Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. -- Oliver Herford Langley Park No other success can compensate for failure in the home. -- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he LDS Church, April, 1964 Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they oppose it. -- Sigmund Freud There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. -- Benjamin Franklin Langley Park Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow aint as bad as it seems. -- Billy Joel Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. -- G. K. Chesterton A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. -- Christopher Morley Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. -- James Graham Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Langley Park He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. -- Sidney Goff I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. - A. J. Liebling Langley Park Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life. -- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions. -- Anonymous A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. -- Christopher Morley Langley Park To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Langley Park A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. -- Honore de Balzac He who laughs last thinks slowest. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology. -- John Tudor Langley Park "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Langley Park However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea. -- Tom K. Ryan Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat he would never have known any great victory. -- Orison Swett Marden I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. -- Hen Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. -- Anonymous "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Langley Park "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) This book fills a much-needed gap. - Moses Hadas in a review It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. -- Rogers Langley Park
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