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-- Mary Buckley Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
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-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Travel and Tourism
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Travel and Tourism "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
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-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
"Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Travel and Tourism Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Travel and Tourism
A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Travel and Tourism Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Travel and Tourism
True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Travel and Tourism Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
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existence.
-- Sydney Smith "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Travel and Tourism
"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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-- Gandhi If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Travel and Tourism Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Travel and Tourism
"There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Travel and Tourism If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Travel and Tourism
Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Travel and Tourism Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
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-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Travel and Tourism "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Travel and Tourism
The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Travel and Tourism A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
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"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Travel and Tourism You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Travel and Tourism
