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Hartlepool Today - Serving Hartlepool and East Durham since 1877. Updated throughout the day to provide up-to-the-minute news, sports and feature stories from the town and the surrounding areas including Blackhall, Horden, Peterlee, Easington and Teesside.
Now is the time for all good men to come to. -- Walt Kelly "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. When women go wrong, men go right after them. -- Mae West News and Media Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as Brutus loved Caesar. -- Bill Moyers If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible. -- James McNeill Whistler The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some don't." -- Ernest Rutherford News and Media Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. -- Soren Kierkegaard "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain News and Media The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. -- Oliver Herford I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -- Noel Coward News and Media Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels. -- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons. -- Emerson, Ralph Waldo One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.... -- Robert Boynton I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. News and Media Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true. -- Anon. Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item. -- Anonymous No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. -- Abraham Lincoln News and Media "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars -- Les Brown "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. -- Beverly Sills News and Media The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. -- Francis Bacon Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology. -- John Tudor News and Media "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals. -- Cynthia Heimel Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. -- Benjamin Franklin The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules. -- Elting E. Morison News and Media Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. -- Dr. Karl Menninger "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx News and Media Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. -- Josh Billings Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. -- William Faulkner Study men, not historians. -- Harry Truman The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. -- Andrew Brown Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. News and Media Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. -- Londo Molari You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. -- George Bernard Shaw The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. -- W. Somerset Maugham News and Media It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. -- Anonymous Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving. -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan Good friends are good for your health. -- Irwin Sarason A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. -- Sidney Goff News and Media Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings If you are going through hell, keep going. - Sir Winston Churchill Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football. -- Fran Lebowitz News and Media Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. -- Oscar Wilde Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them. -- Sydney Smith I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. - John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. -- Henry Ford I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. -- Michael McShane News and Media Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. -- F. M. Knowles "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton News and Media "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people. -- Oscar Wilde If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability. -- Henry Ford News and Media Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. -- George Bernard Shaw We do not remember days; we remember moments. -- Anonymous News and Media "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. -- Rose Kennedy I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber News and Media This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes time to get a dance right, to create something memorable. -- Fred Astaire Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it. -- David Starr Jordan Honor the ocean of love. -- George de Benneville News and Media Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. Andre Gide If you are going through hell, keep going. - Sir Winston Churchill News and Media "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. -- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) News and Media
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