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Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Newton Aycliffe It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Newton Aycliffe
"Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Newton Aycliffe The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Newton Aycliffe
It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Newton Aycliffe If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Newton Aycliffe
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Newton Aycliffe Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Newton Aycliffe
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Newton Aycliffe Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Newton Aycliffe
When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Newton Aycliffe Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Newton Aycliffe
Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Newton Aycliffe In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Newton Aycliffe
The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Newton Aycliffe If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Newton Aycliffe
"Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Newton Aycliffe Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Newton Aycliffe
"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Newton Aycliffe Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Newton Aycliffe
They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Newton Aycliffe "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Newton Aycliffe
