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Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Health In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Health
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Health "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Health
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Health "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Health
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Health There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Health
Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Health I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Health
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Health "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Health
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Health A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Health
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Health Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Health
Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Health Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Health
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Health A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Health
Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Health If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Health
