R.A.F.A. Newton Aycliffe Branch - Provides information on meetings and officials, welfare, local Air Training Corps, ladies section, and related links ,
Newton Aycliffe Model Flying Club - Well established club catering for all levels of experience. Details club house, competitions, records and advice to modellers.
Newton Aycliffe RUFC - Provides information about the club, the location, and fixtures, results and players.
Aycliffe Angling Club - Situated on the ouskirts of Newton Aycliffe, established in 1973, and caters for Anglers from the area, including spaces for disabled Anglers.
Newton Aycliffe Leisure Centre - Offers a wide range of activities, swimming pool, gym, hair salon, and sports halls for hire.
Locomotion Sea Angling Club - Based in Newton Aycliffe County Durham UK, and caters for Anglers around the local area.
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The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
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Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
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-- Satya Sai Baba A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
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ign It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
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I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
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Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
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Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
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In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
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Rabbi Julius Gordon Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Recreation and Sports Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
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- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports
Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
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Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
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We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
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-- George Bernard Shaw "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
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can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
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