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-- Oliver Herford "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Recreation and Sports "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Recreation and Sports
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Recreation and Sports
"We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
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as Recreation and Sports Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Recreation and Sports
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
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-- Stephen Leacock Recreation and Sports Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
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-- Oscar Wilde Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Marriage is a rest period between romances. Recreation and Sports
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Recreation and Sports The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Recreation and Sports
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Recreation and Sports Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Recreation and Sports
The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Recreation and Sports With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Recreation and Sports
The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Recreation and Sports How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Recreation and Sports
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Recreation and Sports Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Recreation and Sports
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Recreation and Sports Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Recreation and Sports
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Recreation and Sports Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Recreation and Sports
