It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Football The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Football
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Football "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Football
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Football Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Football
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Football You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Football
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Football The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
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My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Football If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Football
Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Football I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Football
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Football "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Football
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Football How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Football
"In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Football I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Football
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Football "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Football
