Bishop Auckland Golf Club - Situated in the North of England. This mature course was first established in 1894 and provides a good test of golf whatever your standard.
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-- Nick Mirov Golf
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
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-- Henry James Golf Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
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-- Mark Twain No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Golf
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
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-- Seneca In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
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-- Christopher Morley Golf
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
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The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
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-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
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-- Indian proverb In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Golf
The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
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-- Voltaire Golf Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
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-- Mark Twain Golf
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
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-- Margaret Atwood Golf
