St Andrew's - Anglican church. Details of the services, activities and history including information about a new stone font and a (pagan) Roman altar found in the Vicarage garden.
The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Sadberge My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Sadberge
"Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Sadberge "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Sadberge
Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Sadberge Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Sadberge
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Sadberge "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Sadberge
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Sadberge "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Sadberge
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Sadberge To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Sadberge
I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Sadberge It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Sadberge
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Sadberge When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Sadberge
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Sadberge "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Sadberge
May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Sadberge Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Sadberge
We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Sadberge In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Sadberge
