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In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Seaham "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Seaham
Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Seaham Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Seaham
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Seaham "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Seaham
Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Seaham The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Seaham
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Seaham He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Seaham
"Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Seaham Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Seaham
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Seaham "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Seaham
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Seaham Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Seaham
blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Seaham "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Seaham
The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Seaham "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Seaham
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Seaham I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Seaham
