South Stanley Infant and Nursery School - Caters for children between the ages of three and seven years. Includes information on teachers, classes, school history and pupils work .
Stanley School - Offer information on the curriculum, facilities, students and teachers. Includes contacts and location plan .
Stanley Burnside School - Provide education for infants and juniors. Includes details of clubs and activities, an interactive tour, and a parents page .
Villa Real School - Run nine classes, with pupils ranging from 2 years old up to 19 years . Also have an autistic provision . Provides information on staff, pupil's work, activities, and guidelines .
Catchgate County Primary School - Information on new school, adult learners, literacy, swimming pool, nursery and wind turbine which powers the site.
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-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Education Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Education
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Education Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Education
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Education Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Education
All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Education Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Education
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Education Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Education
"There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Education The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Education Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Education
Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Education Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Education
"I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Education If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Education
"The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Education "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Education
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Education I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Education
