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-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Recreation and Sports The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
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-- Colin Wilson Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
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-- Wernher von Braun Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Recreation and Sports
If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Recreation and Sports The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Recreation and Sports
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
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-- Joseph Addison The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
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-- Anonymous "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Recreation and Sports I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Recreation and Sports
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Recreation and Sports
"God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
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-- Fred Astaire The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Recreation and Sports
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Recreation and Sports I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Recreation and Sports
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-- Abraham Lincoln We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Recreation and Sports Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Recreation and Sports
It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game What's new? Most of my wife. The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Recreation and Sports It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Recreation and Sports
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Recreation and Sports "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Recreation and Sports
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Recreation and Sports I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Recreation and Sports "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
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