"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Business and Economy Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Business and Economy
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Business and Economy The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Business and Economy
This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Business and Economy A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
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"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Business and Economy Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Business and Economy Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Business and Economy
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Business and Economy A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Business and Economy
I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Business and Economy Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Business and Economy
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Business and Economy "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Business and Economy
Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Business and Economy Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Business and Economy
No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Business and Economy "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Business and Economy
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Business and Economy He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
