"Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Travel and Tourism
Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Travel and Tourism I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Travel and Tourism
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Travel and Tourism "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Travel and Tourism
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Travel and Tourism "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Travel and Tourism
Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Travel and Tourism The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Travel and Tourism
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Travel and Tourism "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Travel and Tourism "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Travel and Tourism
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Travel and Tourism Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Travel and Tourism
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Travel and Tourism Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Travel and Tourism
Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Travel and Tourism "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Travel and Tourism
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Travel and Tourism "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism
