When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
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-- Abraham Maslow There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
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-- Barbara Howar When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Travel and Tourism
Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
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-- Zora Neale Hurston Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Travel and Tourism
No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Travel and Tourism "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Travel and Tourism
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Travel and Tourism If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Travel and Tourism
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Travel and Tourism "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Travel and Tourism
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Travel and Tourism "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Travel and Tourism
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Travel and Tourism Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Travel and Tourism
All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Travel and Tourism Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Travel and Tourism "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Travel and Tourism
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Travel and Tourism The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Travel and Tourism
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Travel and Tourism "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Travel and Tourism
