Brampton Community Centre - Guide to what's on and the services available at the Brampton Community Centre and Brampton Business Centre.
Brampton - Tanzanian Link - This site details the current and past activities of this cultural exchange organisation.
Brampton Online - Free community website for Brampton in Cumbria and the surrounding area. Discussion forum and bulletin board, details of local services, a business directory, tourist information and listings of places to eat and stay.
The Cumbria Directory: Brampton - Traveler's guide to Cumbria and the Lake District. Includes business and accommodation listings, and tourist attractions.
Lanercost Priory - Lanercost Priory 3 dimensional reconstruction with current and circa 1900 photos.
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Brampton Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Brampton
My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Brampton What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Brampton
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Brampton "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Brampton
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Brampton Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Brampton
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Brampton "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Brampton
When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Brampton To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Brampton
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Brampton In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Brampton
I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Brampton Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Brampton
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Brampton "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Brampton
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Brampton "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Brampton
"Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Brampton It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Brampton
