Hayton CE Primary School - Detailed information including the school's history, current curriculum, news, and pre-school provisions. Also jokes, facts, games, and poetry pages.
Lanercost Primary School - Church of England Primary school in the little village of Lanercost, close to the famous priory and Hadrian's Wall. Lots of examples of the children's work. Local history, events, after school activities and how the website was created.
William Howard School - Secondary school in Brampton. Currently just contact details.
"The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Education For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Education
Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Education I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Education
They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Education "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Education
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Education Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Education
Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Education You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Education
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Education "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Education
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Education "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Education
"Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Education "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Education
"I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Education No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Education
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Education Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Education
They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Education Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Education
