Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Travel and Tourism What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Travel and Tourism
We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Travel and Tourism Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Travel and Tourism
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Travel and Tourism There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Travel and Tourism
Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Travel and Tourism Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Travel and Tourism
Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Travel and Tourism Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Travel and Tourism
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Travel and Tourism "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Travel and Tourism
To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Travel and Tourism
That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Travel and Tourism blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Travel and Tourism
By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Travel and Tourism Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Travel and Tourism
The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Travel and Tourism No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Travel and Tourism
