When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Travel and Tourism It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Travel and Tourism
"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Travel and Tourism Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Travel and Tourism
Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Travel and Tourism An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Travel and Tourism
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Travel and Tourism
A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Travel and Tourism
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Travel and Tourism
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Travel and Tourism
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Travel and Tourism A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Travel and Tourism
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Travel and Tourism I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Travel and Tourism
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Travel and Tourism Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Travel and Tourism
When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
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