What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Computers and Internet My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Computers and Internet
"Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Computers and Internet They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Computers and Internet
"Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Computers and Internet "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Computers and Internet
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Computers and Internet A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Computers and Internet
Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Computers and Internet In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Computers and Internet
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Computers and Internet "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Computers and Internet
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Computers and Internet God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Computers and Internet
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Computers and Internet What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Computers and Internet
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Computers and Internet A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Computers and Internet
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Computers and Internet If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Computers and Internet
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Computers and Internet Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Value your words. Each one may be the last.
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