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It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Event Planning You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Event Planning
Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Event Planning There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Event Planning
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Event Planning "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Event Planning
"No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Event Planning "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Event Planning
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Event Planning When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Event Planning
If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Event Planning An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Event Planning
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Event Planning Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Event Planning
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Event Planning Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Event Planning
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Event Planning There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Event Planning Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Event Planning
The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Event Planning When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Event Planning
