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Carlisle City Council Millennium Project - Irish Gate Bridge - An interesting footbridge linking Carlisle Castle and the ancient city walls has been built on the original Irish Gate site
Lonsdale and City Cinemas - Lonsdale and City Cinemas in Carlisle - times and information.
Staged Right - David J McNeill - Under the direction of David J McNeill Staged Right produces large outdoor events in the North of England. As a theatre director David produces Christmas Pantomines, Musicals and Light Opera.
The Portfolio of Digital Art by Stuart Turner - Samples of work by Stuart Turner a graduate from the Cumbria College of Art and Design.
The Sands Centre - What's on guide to Carlisle's largest recreation and entertainment venue.
BJ Entertainments - Children's entertainer and disco with music to suit all occasions.
Beaux-ness Arts - Gilly Walton (artist) and Terry Croucher (musician). Offering services in playing/composing/designing/painting, in Northern England or Southern Scotland. Also text of unpublished novel in 12 chapters - 'The Green Man'.
Ashley Boon - Wildlife and sporting artist, based in Castle Carrock. Examples, with prices, of his work.
The Abbey Singers - A choral group based in Carlisle Cathedral. Information of engagements and committee.
Cumbria Dance - Providers of dance education and training. Details on the facilities and range of courses available.
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(George Carlin) Arts and Entertainment I think, therefore I'm single. -- Female philosopher In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. -- André Maurois Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility. -- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. -- Henry Ford Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. -- Buddha Arts and Entertainment He who awaits much can expect little. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are. -- Gore Vidal Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. 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Simone Sr.) A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. -- Gloria Steinem Arts and Entertainment I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) If a man does his best, what else is there? - General George S. Patton The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -- Rita Mae Brown If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. -- Wilfred Sheed "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Arts and Entertainment This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes time to get a dance right, to create something memorable. -- Fred Astaire "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. - Richard Bach Arts and Entertainment "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire. -- Jean de La Fontaine "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) This is the fourth? -- Thomas Jefferson, dying words "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Arts and Entertainment "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Drink to me. -- Pablo Picasso, dying words Arts and Entertainment Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coachin Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. -- Anatole France Arts and Entertainment If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. -- Wilfred Sheed Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another. -- Kenny Ausubel May you never leave your marriage alive. Arts and Entertainment Honor lies in honest toil. -- Grover Cleveland "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one. -- Mother Teresa Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said. -- George Santayana "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Arts and Entertainment Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. -- Adlai Stevenson Arts and Entertainment Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion. -- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them. -- H. L. Mencken "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve. -- Francois Cavanna The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. -- P. J. O'Rourke Arts and Entertainment I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -- David Bissonette Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. -- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. -- Josh Billings Arts and Entertainment Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? -- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. -- Rodney Dangerfield Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. -- Mark B. Cohen Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. -- Socrates Arts and Entertainment Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. -- Marcus Aurelius With the catching end the pleasures of the chase. -- Abraham Lincoln "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Arts and Entertainment There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inex I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -- David Bissonette Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality. -- Theodor Reik I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Arts and Entertainment Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace. -- Amelia Earhart I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. 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