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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Government The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Government
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Government Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Government
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Government "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Government
If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Government The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Government
Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Government Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Government
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Government An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Government
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Government There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Government
"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Government "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Government
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Government Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Government
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Government To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Government
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Government Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Government
