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Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Copeland There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Copeland
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Copeland Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Copeland
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Copeland Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Copeland
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Copeland Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Copeland
blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Copeland "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Copeland
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Copeland I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Copeland
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Copeland I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Copeland
Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Copeland Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Copeland
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Copeland How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Copeland
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Copeland You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Copeland
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Copeland Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Copeland
