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Dent Brewery - Brewers of traditional ales, in one of the remotest areas of Britain. Three bottle beers are produced - Ramsbottom, T'owd Tup and Kamikaze. Photos of Dentdale, and details of brewery tours.
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Business and Economy "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Business and Economy
Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Business and Economy There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Business and Economy
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Business and Economy Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Business and Economy
Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Business and Economy To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Business and Economy
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Business and Economy "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Business and Economy
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Business and Economy We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Business and Economy
We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Business and Economy They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Business and Economy
Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Business and Economy Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Business and Economy
"Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Business and Economy Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Business and Economy
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Business and Economy Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Business and Economy
"The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Business and Economy I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Business and Economy
