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Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Recreation and Sports Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Recreation and Sports
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Recreation and Sports "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Recreation and Sports
Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
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The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Recreation and Sports "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
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-- Jonathan S. Haas Recreation and Sports
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Recreation and Sports Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Recreation and Sports
All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Recreation and Sports "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Recreation and Sports
Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
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-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Recreation and Sports I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Recreation and Sports
"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Recreation and Sports
I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Recreation and Sports To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
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-- Abbie M. Dale Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Recreation and Sports "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
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This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Recreation and Sports You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Recreation and Sports
