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A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Recreation and Sports "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Recreation and Sports
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Recreation and Sports The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Recreation and Sports
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Recreation and Sports "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Recreation and Sports
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Recreation and Sports There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports
ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Recreation and Sports Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Recreation and Sports
If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Recreation and Sports "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Recreation and Sports
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Recreation and Sports If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Recreation and Sports
Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Recreation and Sports Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Recreation and Sports
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Recreation and Sports Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Recreation and Sports
"Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Recreation and Sports Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Recreation and Sports When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver May you never leave your marriage alive. Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Recreation and Sports
