Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Travel and Tourism Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Travel and Tourism
"To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Spinster: A bachelor's wife. It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Travel and Tourism
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Travel and Tourism The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Travel and Tourism
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Travel and Tourism "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Travel and Tourism "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Travel and Tourism
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Travel and Tourism Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Travel and Tourism
"I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Travel and Tourism
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Travel and Tourism The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Travel and Tourism
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Travel and Tourism No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Travel and Tourism
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Travel and Tourism
The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Travel and Tourism "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism
