Kendal LETS - Local Exchange and Trading Scheme. - One of many localised non-profit making, non-religious, non-political organisations, whose aim is to create a new type of local economy which enables the people of Kendal to use their resources to help each other and build a friendly, caring community.
St George's Church - Kendal - Brief guide to St Georges Church, Kendal. Includes people, parish news, and events
Kendal - A personal guide to Kendal and the surrounding area, by Duncan Rhodes, ICT coordinator from the Lakes School at Troutbeck.
Kendal Town - Community site for locals and visitors to Kendal the Gateway to the Great Lakes. Offering Discussion Boards, information on Kendal, whats on and links to local sites.
The Cumbria Directory Kendal - Traveler's guide to Cumbria and the Lake District. Includes business and accommodation listings, and tourist attractions.
Kendal Fairtrade Town - Provides information on Fairtrade issues and activities in Kendal.
I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Kendal Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Kendal
I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Kendal "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Kendal
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Kendal All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Kendal
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Kendal Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Kendal
If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Kendal We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Kendal
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Kendal When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Kendal
"Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Kendal There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Kendal
"Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Kendal "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Kendal
Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Man and wife make one fool. "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Kendal Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Kendal
"In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Kendal Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Kendal
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Kendal Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Kendal
