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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Education Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Education
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Education Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Education
"I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Education Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Education
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Education In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Education Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Education
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Education
Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Education Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Education
No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Education >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Education
"Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Education "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Education
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Education The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Education
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Education A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Education
