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Kendal Judo Club - News events and pictures for club members and people interested in judo.

Advenutre Days Matrix Outdoor Pursuits - Matrix runs adventure pursuits outdooors in the Lake District and Yorkshire Dales, England for development of talents and skills in the outdoor environment.

Holmescales Riding Center - BHS approved centre offering instruction and hacking/trekking. Also livery services. Details of facilities, which include an indoor school.

Kendal Ski Club - Artificial ski slope. Details of facilities, timetable of activities, fees and gallery of photos.

Kendal Climbing Wall - A 20m high wall with massive roofs, natural features, and multi pitch cave belay option. Various training courses are offered.

Kendal Town Football Club - The official site with news, club information, results, fixtures, match reports, player profiles, and contacts.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me! -- Henry Ford You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. -- Anonymous Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe- inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect i Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. -- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports When ideas fail, words come in very handy. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. -- Mary Roberts Rhinehart "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Recreation and Sports Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon. In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty. -- Thomas Jefferson If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Recreation and Sports "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -- Agnes Repplier Recreation and Sports You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. -- Richard Bach "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used. -- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. -- John Heywood "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Recreation and Sports In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. -- Samuel Butler Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. -- George bernard Shaw "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Recreation and Sports We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." -- Jerry Seinfeld We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats. -- English Proverb Recreation and Sports To be able to say how much love, is love but little. -- Petrarch "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Hell is paved with good samaritans. -- William M. Holden Recreation and Sports All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. -- Eddie Rickenbacker It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position. -- John Hogan, Commonwealth If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters. -- Abigail Van Buren "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Recreation and Sports "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) He would make a lovely corpse. - Charles Dickens Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber Recreation and Sports All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all other betrayals come. -- Cormac McCarthy "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal What a difference there is between what we say and what we think. -- Racine A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking. -- Martin H. Fischer Recreation and Sports When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever. -- Virginia Woolf Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. -- Francis Bacon Recreation and Sports Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the neighborhood. -- Maya Angelou Love is stronger than justice. -- Sting "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Recreation and Sports Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. -- Winston Churchill A poem is never finished, only abandoned. -- Paul Valery Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen Recreation and Sports "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. -- Mark Twain "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. -- Will Rogers Recreation and Sports Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. -- Helen Roland No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable. -- Garry Trudeau Recreation and Sports You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality. -- Hermann Weyl I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -- Mark Twain If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. -- Winston Churchill Recreation and Sports To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. -- Karen Sunde Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. -- Buckminster Recreation and Sports Grow old with me! The best is yet to be! -- Robert Browning They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. -- Antonio Porchi "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) A problem is a chance for you to do your best. -- Buke Ellington Recreation and Sports The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask th "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) I didn't accept it. I received it. -- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Recreation and Sports A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. -Robert Frost (1874-1963) When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again. -- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Recreation and Sports Success is just a matter of attitude. -- Darcy E. Gibbons The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play. -- WARREN BEATTY Recreation and Sports
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