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Keswick Plus - Local and tourist information, news and chat about Keswick and the Northern Lake District.
Mad About Mountains - A personal site by Anne Bowker, which features her photographs, often changed daily, of walking in the Lake District.
Keswick Tourism Association - This official site offers a complete guide to the Heart of the Lake District including hotels, bed and breakfast, guest houses, attractions, shops and diary.
The Cockermouth, Keswick and Penrith Railway - Old and new photos of the line with description of all the stations.
Penrith to Keswick Railway Line Reinstatement Project - A well thought case to try and re-open the scenic railway line between Penrith and Keswick. Photographs news, statistics and costs.
Keswick Directory - Noticeboard for classified ads for events, goods for sale, jobs and other topics.
The Cumbria Directory Keswick - Traveler's guide to Cumbria and the Lake District. Includes business and accommodation listings, and tourist attractions.
Do Keswick Travel and Community Website - Keswick on Derwenwater interactive Travel and community website showing accommodation, local business, walks, people, events, activities, virtual tours, photography, history of Keswick and other Lake District information
Keswick Community Website - Provides a range of information and internet services to those who live, work and visit Keswick and the North lakes.
Mungrisdale - Guide to the village hall, W.I, parish council.
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Mead When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. -- Wilson Mizner Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management. -- Senator Soaper Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. -- Oscar Wilde Keswick Where there is an unknowable there is a promise. -- Thornton Wilder When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Keswick blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be. -- Grandma Moses The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -- Josh Billings Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. -- Diane Ackerman Keswick "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. -- Anonymous Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. -- Mark B. Cohen Keswick I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters. -- Abigail Van Buren If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Keswick "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something. -- Seymour Papert The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. -- Robert G. Ingersoll Keswick The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience. -- Harper Lee Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare. -- Joan Collins "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Winston Churchill Keswick The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. -- Anonymous I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. -- Dorothy Parker We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Nietzsche Keswick "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you. -- Satchel Paige Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Keswick Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show It is better to be looked over than overlooked. -- Mae West I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -- Thomas Edison Keswick "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? -- Woody Allen Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. -- Sioux Indian Prayer "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Keswick A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. -- Walter Winchell Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. -- Alvin Toffler Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Keswick Marriage is a rest period between romances. "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven. -- P. J The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is also the m Keswick Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Keswick Does anal retentive have a hyphen? -- Seen on a t-shirt Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. -- Chinese Proverb I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. -- Ogden Nash Keswick Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. -- George Burns Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. - H. G. Wells I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -- Jules Renard Keswick The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. -- Winston Churchill Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels. -- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. -- Tom Clancy "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences. -- Author Unknown Keswick Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. -- Theodore Roosevelt Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The- Box. -- Wil Shriner Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. -- Helen Keller Keswick Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge. -- John Wesley Keswick Thought is action in rehearsal. -- Sigmund Freud Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an inquest. -- H. L. Mencken Friends applaud, the Comedy is over. -- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Keswick
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