Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Education Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Education
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Education The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Education
Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Education We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Education
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Man and wife make one fool. Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Education Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Education
He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Education "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Education
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Education It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Education
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Education
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Education If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Education
There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Education "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Education
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Education Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Education
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Education "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Education
