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	Keswick Directory - Places to stay in Keswick, Borrowdale and Grasmere, in the Lake District Cumbria.
	Cars of the Stars Motor Museum - The museum features vehicles from TV and films, including Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, the Batmobile, Back to the Future Delorean, the James Bond collection, Del Boy's Reliant Robin, Knightrider's KITT, Laurel & Hardy's Model T, FAB1, Bergerac, The Saint, The Prisoner, The Avengers, The A Team, The Flintstones, The Munsters and many other famous vehicles and motorcycles.
	Chainsaw Carvings at Derwent Bay Bears - Sculpting bears with chainsaws from large chunks of wood. Visitor information, ordering information, events where you can see the bears, and bear related links.
	Cumberland Pencil Museum, Keswick, Cumbria - Journey through the history of pencils and pencil making at The Cumberland Pencil Museum, and the story of our world famous Derwent pencils and artists materials.
	The Teapottery, Keswick and Swineside - The Teapottery continues the 200 year old tradition of eccentric, novelty teapots made in fine English ceramics. You can watch the unique, hand-made, collectable teapots being made.
	Keswick Launch on Derwentwater - Information on the World famous Keswick launch. Includes details of walks from the various landing stages.
	Accommodation in Keswick - Accommodation and tourism Information in Keswick, Cumbria. From Hotellink.
	Keswick in the English Lakes - Picture guide to Keswick and search engine for local walks and accommodation.
	Keswick Accommodation and Travel Guide - A community and tourism website for Keswick in the Lake District offering accommodation, local business, local people, events, information, and activities.
	The Puzzling Place - An exhibition of optical illusions and puzzles. Details of some exhibits, and school visit information.

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