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Kirkby Lonsdale - Guide to Kirkby Lonsdale - historic market town between Lake District and Yorkshire Dales featuring photographs, attractions, events, restaurants, cottages, hotels, pubs, bed and breakfast, and accommodation. Sponsored by the Kirkby Lonsdale Chamber of Trade and Commerce.
Welcome to Casterton, Cumbria - An introduction to the small Westmorland village of Casterton between the Lake District and the Yorkshire Dales. With photos, history, walks and an insight into this quiet corner of Cumbria.
Kirkby Lonsdale Victorian Fair - Description and photos of this annual event. Also other Kirkby Lonsdale events, and local links.
The Cumbria Directory Kirkby Lonsdale - Traveler's guide to Cumbria and the Lake District. Includes business and accommodation listings, and tourist attractions.
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Jerome Cummings By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher. -- Socrates Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe In the end, everything is a gag. -- Charlie Chaplin Kirkby Lonsdale Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. -- Alvin Toffler What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? -- Woody Allen Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure. -- Anonymous Kirkby Lonsdale Character is what you are in the dark. -- Dwight L. Moody I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. -- Hen Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. -- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you. -- John-Paul Sartre "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Kirkby Lonsdale You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. -- Yogi Berra Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich! -- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Kirkby Lonsdale Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grac We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction. - General Douglas MacArthur Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. -- Friedrich Nietzsche When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, Experience teaches only the teachable. -- Aldous Huxley Kirkby Lonsdale Life is the flower for which love is the honey. -- Victor Hugo It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room. -- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Kirkby Lonsdale "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. -- Jane Austen "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the distance Kirkby Lonsdale Value your words. Each one may be the last. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning. -- Benjamin Disraeli "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Kirkby Lonsdale After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. - Sir Winston Churchill Kirkby Lonsdale "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. He who laughs, lasts. -- Mary Pettibone Poole Kirkby Lonsdale We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him. -- Shelley Winters We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we were sure, stifling it would be an evil still. -- John Stuart Mill >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. -- Douglas Adams Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich! -- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Kirkby Lonsdale "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics. -- Maria Edgeworth "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Kirkby Lonsdale Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. -- Winston Churchill He who laughs last didn't get it. -- Helen Giangregorio The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise. -- George Santayana "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Kirkby Lonsdale "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you r I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used. -- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Kirkby Lonsdale "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Kirkby Lonsdale "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth- knowing. - Henry Louis Mencken Marriage is a rest period between romances. Kirkby Lonsdale "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change it. -- Colin Wilson An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson Kirkby Lonsdale ...the fog is rising. -- Emily Dickinson, dying words Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Albert Einstein Kirkby Lonsdale There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. 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