The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Travel and Tourism The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Travel and Tourism
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Travel and Tourism "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Travel and Tourism
Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Travel and Tourism "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Travel and Tourism
A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Travel and Tourism Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism
"There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Travel and Tourism Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Travel and Tourism
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Travel and Tourism 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Travel and Tourism
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Travel and Tourism
The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Travel and Tourism You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Travel and Tourism
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Travel and Tourism
"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Travel and Tourism The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Travel and Tourism
