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	Kirkby Stephen - Community site with services, what to do, events and accommodation. From the Kirkby Stephen and District Economic Development Group.
	A Virtual Walk Through Mallerstang - Describes two walks with pictures - Hugh Seat to Outhgill, and North from Pendragon Castle. In the dale of Mallerstang, Cumbria, between the Lakes and Dales.
	Ravenstonedale Community Web Site - Sponsored by residents and friends of Ravenstonedale. It is a light hearted chronical of village life at the time of the millennium.
	The Cumbria Directory: Kirkby Stephen - Traveler's guide to Cumbria and the Lake District. Includes business and accommodation listings, and tourist attractions.
	Mallerstang Parish Meeting - Details of Mallerstang Parish Meeting, including a list of officers, meeting agendas, minutes of past meetings, charities, red squirrel preservation.

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