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Mallerstang Flag - Sandstone and limestone Flags, new and second in a range of colours. Details of products.
The Holistic Health Centre - Offers various therapies and massages, and help with sports injuries and spinal injuries.
Weasdale Nurseries - Mail-order specialist suppliers of hardy trees and shrubs since 1950.
Eden Conservation - Provides countryside contracting and management for national park authorities and councils. Details and photos of services including tree and stone work.
Raven Graphics - Ravenstonedale - Specialises in all aspects of computer generated design, from business cards and websites to CAD drafting and design. Portfolio of web design work.
Troutfly Internet Services - Ravenstonedale - Delivering budget internet services to suit individuals and small and medium sized enterprises. Hosting, design, and domains.
The Bookhouse - Ravenstonedale - Secondhand and antiquarian bookshop specialising in books on industrial archaeology, gardening, literature, languages, and children's. Bed and breakfast also available.
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. -- Dale Carnegie If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. -- P. J. O'Rourke For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -- Lynda Barry Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. -- Clive James Never judge a book by its movie. -- J. W. Eagan Business and Economy Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes. -- Elbert Hubbard Remember your dreams. -- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Paul Ehrlich That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability. -- Henry Ford Business and Economy "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. -- Hermione Gingold Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Business and Economy Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion. -- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Business and Economy Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. -- Mark Twain It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. -- Arnold Bennett What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens. -- Benjamin Disraeli "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - Henry David Thoreau Business and Economy A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. -- Edgar Watson Howe I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -- Shirley Temple Black "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Business and Economy When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree. -- William Blake When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one. -- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." -- Jerry Seinfeld Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. -- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. -- Dolly Parton "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa Business and Economy "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley Business and Economy It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. -- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology. -- John Tudor The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. -- Robert G. Ingersoll Business and Economy "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Such is life. -- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? -- Harry Shearer A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. -- Christopher Morley Business and Economy There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. -- Will Rogers "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Business and Economy Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible. -- James McNeill Whistler If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. -- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Business and Economy Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. -- Roger Babson I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver Business and Economy "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. -- Arthur C. Clarke I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Business and Economy Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture. -- Aldous Huxley In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D Business and Economy You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. -- Indira Gandhi Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly. -- Simeon Strunsky "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter. -- N. D. Stice "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Business and Economy Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions. -- John Randolph "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Business and Economy Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. -- Rose Kennedy Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D In the blithe days of honeymoon, With Kate's allurements smitten, I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon, And call'd her dearest kitten. But now my kitten's grown a cat, And cross like other wives. And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make. -- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu Business and Economy Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder. -- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Business and Economy
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