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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Recreation and Sports Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
"Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Recreation and Sports Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Recreation and Sports
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Recreation and Sports
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Recreation and Sports The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Recreation and Sports
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Recreation and Sports Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Recreation and Sports
Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Recreation and Sports
"The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Recreation and Sports Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Recreation and Sports
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Recreation and Sports The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Recreation and Sports
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Recreation and Sports Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) My other wife is beautiful. Recreation and Sports
"The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Recreation and Sports It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Recreation and Sports
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Recreation and Sports You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Recreation and Sports
