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Heversham and Leasgill Community Website - Information for and about a small rural community with a population of approximately 500, located in South Lakeland, in the old county of Westmorland.
The Cumbria Directory - Milnthorpe - Traveler's guide to Cumbria and the Lake District. Includes business and accommodation listings, and tourist attractions.
Lakeland & Lunesdale Sports Injury Clinic & Physiotherapy - Established in 2002 we can help with a variety of problems and sports injuries. The main aim of the clinic is the assessment and treatment of strains and sprains, spinal conditions, joint problems, soft tissue, muscle, nerve and sports injuries.
Lakeland Wild Life Oasis - Get close to nature at this unique all weather wildlife discovery centre on the A6 south of Milnthorpe.
Milnthorpe Steel Band - Read all about Milnthorpe's steel bands, see where they are playing and listen to some of their music.
Rob Harvey - Personal site providing information for residents and visitors to Storth village and a guide to public houses in the local area.
"There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) What's another word for "Thesaurus?" -- Steven Wright "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. -- Eugene McCarthy Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. -- Anonymous Milnthorpe "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Milnthorpe "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." 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(William Hazlitt) Milnthorpe When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Sir Winston Churchill I am not young enough to know everything. -- Oscar Wilde "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are here. -- Samuel Hoffenstein "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Milnthorpe "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. -- Josh Billings I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright Milnthorpe The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. -- Michael Leunig With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow. -- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Milnthorpe I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work. -- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." -- Jerry Seinfeld Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted to Milnthorpe Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. -- Mark Twain Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite without any wish to act. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. -- Baudelaire Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. -- Anonymous Milnthorpe UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates the You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality. -- Hermann Weyl Milnthorpe Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne. -- Robertson Davies Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The- Box. -- Wil Shriner "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Milnthorpe There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon. -- Giraudoux The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Milnthorpe I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly. -- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. -- John Steinbeck "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith Milnthorpe Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. -- Tom Robbins I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Milnthorpe "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost a fortune "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ign Milnthorpe "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. -- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Milnthorpe "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Milnthorpe "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson Milnthorpe When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again. -- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. -- Wilfred Sheed Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. -- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Milnthorpe Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another. -- H. L. Mencken I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. -- Alexandre Dumas pere When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E. W. Howe Milnthorpe We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace. -- William Gladstone "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Someday is not a day of the week. -- Anon. Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled? -- Pope Julius III If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly. -- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Milnthorpe All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost; -- J.R.R. Tolkein "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass. -- Jane Bryant Quinn Milnthorpe
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