"There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Arts and Entertainment If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Arts and Entertainment
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Arts and Entertainment Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Arts and Entertainment
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Arts and Entertainment A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Arts and Entertainment
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Arts and Entertainment There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Arts and Entertainment
Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Arts and Entertainment "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Arts and Entertainment
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Arts and Entertainment "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Arts and Entertainment
"All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Arts and Entertainment What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Arts and Entertainment
"I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Arts and Entertainment I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Arts and Entertainment
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Arts and Entertainment It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Arts and Entertainment
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Arts and Entertainment A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Arts and Entertainment
English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Arts and Entertainment Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Arts and Entertainment
