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What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
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"The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Recreation and Sports In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Recreation and Sports
What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Recreation and Sports Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
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"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Recreation and Sports Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Recreation and Sports
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Recreation and Sports "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Recreation and Sports "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Recreation and Sports
"Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Recreation and Sports A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports
Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Recreation and Sports It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
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"The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Recreation and Sports For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Recreation and Sports
"When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Recreation and Sports A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Recreation and Sports
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Recreation and Sports "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cĉsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Recreation and Sports
