A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Travel and Tourism Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Travel and Tourism
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Travel and Tourism
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Travel and Tourism Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Travel and Tourism
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Travel and Tourism They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Travel and Tourism
"... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Travel and Tourism "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Travel and Tourism
She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Travel and Tourism blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism
"No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Travel and Tourism Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Travel and Tourism
Man and wife make one fool. Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Travel and Tourism "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Travel and Tourism
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Travel and Tourism If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Travel and Tourism
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Travel and Tourism blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Travel and Tourism
Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Travel and Tourism Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Travel and Tourism
